Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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