Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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