Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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