what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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