if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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