Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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