Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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