matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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