I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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