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I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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