ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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