Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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