K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I can't put those talents on a resume
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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