My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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