Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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