So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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