i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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