I look better un-naked...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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