I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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