is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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