YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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