There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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