It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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