we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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