sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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