somebody snuck up and got me drunk
he shaved USA in his pubs
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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