i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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