So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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