Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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