i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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