sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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