Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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