pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
how does that bad decision feel?
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