Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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