Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
My vagina is very pro this idea
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm really busy with my period
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