at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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