normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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