When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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