As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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