Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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