So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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