my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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