in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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