I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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