and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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