Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Holy shit dude........stairs
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