Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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