I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm both gender and math confused
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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