On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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