The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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