is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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