So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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