I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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