Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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