I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
